D0ra The Exporter aKa the Drug Smuggler

D0ra the Explorer has been extremely successful financially, including $1 billion in sales in 2004 alone.

This quote comes from a confidential source who wishes to remain anonymous.   As we see here in this statement made in 2004, that the Exporter has reached an unprecedented level in drugs revenue.  One might ask how this simple little girl has done all of this.  It is quite simple actually it is hidden in plain sight.  As most of us know the Exporter can communicate with animals.  This makes all wildlife believe that she is their friend.  She manipulates these animals and using them to traffic her illegal drugs.  Think about it who is going to stop a friendly dolphin swimming in the ocean and suspect drugs are hidden on board.  No one that is who.  This is the safest way to transport the drugs coming from all over the world.  And even if she had them on here is going to check the oh so innocent looking little girl who is ambassador to the animals.  Again no one. 

One person who we interviewed who will remain anonymous due to fear of repercussions from the family stated " He once saw the Exporter physically abuse a large walrus who refused to comply with her demands.  She repeatedly struck the walrus with a wuffle ball bat.  She need then had the Walrus exiled from the rest of the heard for his insubordination."  We can neither confirm nor deny this statement of course.  We do know that certain wildlife will not come near us after starting to research this article.  So just remember that little girl that we all think is so sweet and innocent is actually one of the largest distributors of  drugs in the world.